Cthulhu Rap Couplets

Cthulhu Rap Couplets in my 2013 Edition

Inspired by and based on: http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/cthurap.html

When he’s on da mike he rocks da place

He is that vengeful MC from outer space

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Weird tentacles growing all out of his face

N unmatched nemesis to the human race

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C..C..Cthulhu arrived in long passed nights

C..C..Cthulhu arrested here by weird rites

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Cold-kicking in R’lyeh down deep undersea

He has fiercely evil plans for you and me

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Ain’t got no bitch – ain’t need no shank

His dreams made torture seem a prank

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An old-school McDaddy out 4 weird shit

And his crew, in effect, quite proud of it

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That is not dead, which can eternal lie

N with strange eons even death may die

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Mad prophet Alhazred wrote a line or two

Which that Necronomicon reveals to you

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Unspeakable horror is coming your way

And when it does it will be here to slay!

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Rapture your mind with that horrible sight

He’ll come to da hood when da stars R right

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That dreaded knowledge has not vanished

Minds will shatter, but them get banished

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Those Gangsta from R’lyeh are pretty hard

Start chanting that Latin they pull your card

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Giving not a beep about life, but to be insane

Don’t quote me boy, or I’ll devour your brain

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Their weird alien power is one bloody mess

Homies, to us that means insanity or death

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Haunting Insmouth, Dunwich, Arkham, Maine

Da Cthulhu myth is worse than crack-cocaine!

Da = The

Mike = Microphone;

N = & = And;

Crack-Cocaine = A drug awakening cultists, forbidden by envious academics in a big conspiracy? x-) ;

R = Are; Pulling card = killing someone;

chanting that Latin = using banishing, warding, or neutralizing magic against the R’lyeh Gangsta is lethal business; MB = Mental Balance

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